http://wilstar.com/holidays/aprilfool.htm -всего по чуть-чуть http://www.april-fools.us/history-april-fools.htm история http://www.kidzworld.com/article/1939-april-fools-practical-jokes-and-pranks -jokes http://humor.about.com/od/aprilfoolsday/April_Fools_Day_Humor.htm April Fool's Day Humor http://www.ahajokes.com/april_fools_day_jokes.html немножечко интересного
i like using funny stories in class on the 1st of april. such as this one, for example: I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
or this one A letter has been sent from a husband: Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.His wife replied back after some days to her husband :Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.1.The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.2.The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.3.Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.4.Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items. 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.Your Sweet Heart
Silly Party Games & Activities for April Fools' Day Games and Activities in April Fools' Day are designed to be silly and foolish or make people do some silly and foolish things. They are meant as a let out of the child spirit in you and have a fun making loud noises, just like jumping on a trampoline. Some of the games and activities suited to this day are suggested below: You may begin with telling jokes to each other and acting them out to add the punch to them. Asking riddles is another option. Conceive and frame stories and tell real-life experience about people who did silly things, a hilarious chain of events and creative hoaxes. You may also play treasure hunt with a slight variation, where you have to hunt a 'gawk' or a stuffed cuckoo bird, picture of 'April Fish' or a joker and other such related symbols. The winning team can then dare the other team or ask them to do something funny. Fill the rooms with the balloons and split the people in two teams and ask them to stomp on the balloons. The team getting the maximum number of balloons under their shoes and sandals wins. Charades is a good game for the day. 'Simon Says Opposites' is a game where everybody has to do opposite of what is told by the person acting out as Simple Simon. Ask people to spell backwards the word given to them. Make arrangements for relay races and keeping in spirit of the day, pass silly objects such as a broom or an eggbeater or even a toilet tissue paper roll. Play a game of Twisters. Play kid games with the adults or make them recite nursery rhymes like kids do. Play the game of tag by tagging string on the backs or butts of the people.
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ОтветитьУдалитьhttp://wilstar.com/holidays/aprilfool.htm -всего по чуть-чуть
ОтветитьУдалитьhttp://www.april-fools.us/history-april-fools.htm история
http://www.kidzworld.com/article/1939-april-fools-practical-jokes-and-pranks -jokes
http://humor.about.com/od/aprilfoolsday/April_Fools_Day_Humor.htm April Fool's Day Humor
http://www.ahajokes.com/april_fools_day_jokes.html немножечко интересного
http://www.thefoolsday.com/
ОтветитьУдалитьhttp://www.prazdnik.by/content/8/39/ много всяких интересных штучек..
ОтветитьУдалитьi like using funny stories in class on the 1st of april. such as this one, for example:
ОтветитьУдалитьI was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
or this one
ОтветитьУдалитьA letter has been sent from a husband: Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.His wife replied back after some days to her husband :Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.1.The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.2.The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.3.Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.4.Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items. 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.Your Sweet Heart
I also like the "WC Story" but i can't find it right now. maybe you know it?
ОтветитьУдалитьhttp://www.rckgm.org/misc/wc.htm
ОтветитьУдалитьWC story
http://www.learnenglish.de/culture/aprilfool.htm
ОтветитьУдалитьhttp://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/363/12398_jokes.html
ОтветитьУдалитьhttp://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/
ОтветитьУдалитьSilly Party Games & Activities for April Fools' Day
ОтветитьУдалитьGames and Activities in April Fools' Day are designed to be silly and foolish or make people do some silly and foolish things. They are meant as a let out of the child spirit in you and have a fun making loud noises, just like jumping on a trampoline. Some of the games and activities suited to this day are suggested below:
You may begin with telling jokes to each other and acting them out to add the punch to them. Asking riddles is another option.
Conceive and frame stories and tell real-life experience about people who did silly things, a hilarious chain of events and creative hoaxes.
You may also play treasure hunt with a slight variation, where you have to hunt a 'gawk' or a stuffed cuckoo bird, picture of 'April Fish' or a joker and other such related symbols. The winning team can then dare the other team or ask them to do something funny.
Fill the rooms with the balloons and split the people in two teams and ask them to stomp on the balloons. The team getting the maximum number of balloons under their shoes and sandals wins.
Charades is a good game for the day.
'Simon Says Opposites' is a game where everybody has to do opposite of what is told by the person acting out as Simple Simon.
Ask people to spell backwards the word given to them.
Make arrangements for relay races and keeping in spirit of the day, pass silly objects such as a broom or an eggbeater or even a toilet tissue paper roll.
Play a game of Twisters.
Play kid games with the adults or make them recite nursery rhymes like kids do.
Play the game of tag by tagging string on the backs or butts of the people.